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Admittance [Aug. 14th, 2004|06:22 pm]
Irish's School of Wicked Naughtiness

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So you wish to attend Irish's School of Wicked Naughtiness. Well it's a very select school and we only accept the very worthy. To prove your worthiness you must take the following test. Should you be accepted to the school you shall receive an acceptance (read invite) letter.



Irish’s School of Wicked Naughtiness

Admittance test


Warp the following sentences:

1. “Hang on…I have to plug the thingy in.”
2. “Wait, how hard do I push it?”
3. “How many heads did you want with that?”
4. I didn’t think it was gonna work, but then I gave it a hard squeeze.
5. How did you get sand there?

Finish the following sentences

1. “Well I wanted a midnight ride on the beach but…”
2. “My magic wand is made from…”
3. Handcuffs are best used when…
4. Dear Penthouse, I was riding in the elevator of a posh Beverly Hills hotel when the doors opened and…
5. Headmistress is always right because…

Answer the following questions:

1. How do you get Irish cream?
2. What do you do when it gets hot in the room?
3. What’s the best thing to do at a beach?
4. Strawberries, fresh whipped cream, and honey are best used for what?
5. What is the best way to ride a horse?

Final question

Why do you wish to be admitted into Irish’s School of Wicked Naughtiness?


Your wicked and naughty Headmistress,
blueirish
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Comments:
From: keith_macfadden
2007-02-02 02:37 am (UTC)

Warp the following sentences:

1. “Hang on…I have to plug the thingy in.”

"Wait, ready? Dman it, why didn't I get one that was battery powered?"

2. “Wait, how hard do I push it?”

"Until it gets hard to move."

3. “How many heads did you want with that?”

"How many can I have?"

4. I didn’t think it was gonna work, but then I gave it a hard squeeze.

"Really? I'm really more about the gentle stroking myself. That always tends to work."

5. How did you get sand there?

"It involved coconut oil, a beach, and this very buff chap..."

Finish the following sentences

1. “Well I wanted a midnight ride on the beach but…”

...hey if it happens at 9, I'll take a double.

2. “My magic wand is made from…”

silicone and covered mechanical parts.

3. Handcuffs are best used when…

...when are they not best used?

4. Dear Penthouse, I was riding in the elevator of a posh Beverly Hills hotel when the doors opened and…

this guy walked in, hot hard and lean, leather jacket and jeans, taking off his sunglasses with a wicked smile.

5. Headmistress is always right because…

She's the prettiest. Duh.

Answer the following questions:

1. How do you get Irish cream?

You take one Irish guy, your hands and tongue and...

2. What do you do when it gets hot in the room?

Take clothes off. Duh.

3. What’s the best thing to do at a beach?

Go in and take nice long strokes in the water over and over.

4. Strawberries, fresh whipped cream, and honey are best used for what?

Making banana sundaes and taking your time tasting them.

5. What is the best way to ride a horse?

Bareback baby. ;)

Final question

Why do you wish to be admitted into Irish’s School of Wicked Naughtiness?

Because there is no finer school in the world.
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[User Picture]From: blueirish
2007-02-02 02:43 am (UTC)
*pets* and I laugh you posted as keith.
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